Survey says... Survey results and other odd facts...

Q: Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A: Their birthplace.

Q: Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
A: "Obsession"

Q: What do 100% of all lottery winners do?
A: Gain weight.

Q: In a recent survey, Americans revealed that this was their favorite smell.
A: Banana.

Q: If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A: One thousand.

Q: What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
A: All invented by women.

Q: This is the only food that doesn't spoil.
A: Honey.

Q: What separates "60 Minutes," on CBS from every other TV show?
A: No theme song.

Q: There are more collect calls on this day than any other day of the year.
A: Father's Day.

Q: What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is most ironic?
A: He was allergic to carrots.

Q: 40% of all people who come to a party in your home do what?
A: Snoop in your medicine cabinet.

Q: What person, not a "Seinfeld" regular cast member, is featured on every episode of "Seinfeld"?
A: Superman, either by name or pictures on Jerry's refrigerator.

Q: What's unique about the Beatle's song "Eleanor Rigby"?
A: The Beatles did not play a single note in the song.

(Found on the web, author unknown)

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